$SCAM
Safe Capital Annihilation Mechanism
NO UTILITY. NO FUTURE. NO REFUNDS.
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BUY NOW (DON'T)
The Problem
Every day, new projects launch. They promise "Revolutionary AI ecosystems" and "Deflationary Yield Aggregation."
THEY ARE LYING.
They are scams wrapped in fancy words.
$SCAM is different. We use Radical Honesty™. We are telling you, to your face, that this token does absolutely nothing. We are the honest incompetence the market has been waiting for.
Contract Address
Click to copy (and instantly regret)
D8ZqCsrGj9b5Hr7hbv7ecLPaotz8aykX3woUDr8Rpump
COPIED! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
The Ponzi-Math (Tokenomics)
We designed the distribution to be as confusing as possible.
TOTAL SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000 (1 billion)
Because big numbers make you feel rich.
- ██ 96.5% - "Liquidity"
(We threw away the keys... probably)
- ██ 1.75% - Marketing Wallet
(Used for Dev's Netflix subscription)
- ██ 1.75% - "Ecosystem"
(There is no ecosystem, we just kept it)
TAX STRUCTURE
| BUY TAX |
0% |
| SELL TAX |
0% |
| REGRET TAX |
100% (Emotional) |
UTILITY & USE CASES
Holders of $SCAM unlock exclusive access to:
- 📉 1. Pure Regret: The feeling of watching your portfolio fluctuate wildly for no reason.
- 🏆 2. Bragging Rights: You can legally tell people you fell for a SCAM on purpose.
- 🗳️ 3. Governance: You can vote on what the Dev should eat for lunch. (We will ignore the results).
- 🚫 4. Tech Support: Access to a 24/7 support line that goes straight to voicemail.
The Roadmap to Nowhere
We promise the couch, not the moon.
PHASE 1: THE MISTAKE (Completed)
- Idea conceived in the shower.
- Copied smart contract from YouTube tutorial.
- Asked ChatGPT "Is this code safe?" (It said maybe).
- Launch token with zero liquidity.
PHASE 2: THE CONFUSION (Current)
- People accidentally buy the token.
- Dev forgets password to Twitter account.
- First "Dip" (Price goes to -99%).
- Community Telegram turns into a therapy group.
PHASE 3: THE ACCEPTANCE
- We release Merch: A white T-shirt with "SCAM" written in Sharpie.
- CoinGecko listing rejected for "Honesty".
- Market Cap reaches $1M (Inevitably).
- Dev officially retires to play video games.
PHASE 4: [REDACTED]
- 404 Error: Roadmap Not Found.
6. JOIN THE CULT
Come complain about the price in our chat.